What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

What did one boob say to the other boob

Deuteronomy 17

Lose lips shimk ships.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Bible.. Hm.?

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

I like God is love and lives within you.

I don't like

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Innocent before proven guilty

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

But this is not

Your going to be alright just relax

This isn't going to, hurt.

Maybe leave out

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

You shall not bear false witness.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

I don't like religions.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?